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Birthday well spent, no complaints..

I’m finally getting use to Twitter, maybe I can follow some of you guys?

Matter IS Force

QUE?!?!??!??!?!??!? 

I honestly can’t wait ‘till next years summer sale on Steam.

dude, Forest Whitaker fixed his lazy eye. 

what has this world come to?

My  17 year old cousin just posted a video up on Facebook…

of her….

in her underwear….

shaking her ass….

I just called my aunt to let her know, I can’t have that shit on my page.

Possibly the worst movie that was ever made.

I’m watching Suing Satan. When I ordered this movie I didn’t realize this movie would be THIS christian…I hope it’s good.

Anyone else watches the Newsroom?

I live a very sad and humble existence… 

Finally installed Civilization 5, and I must say…it’s addicting.

I started a new game with only 2 other people on a single continent just to get a feel of the game, by 12am I was on a full game with 5 other people. 

this game will take up to much time of my life.

today i got hired to an awesome IT consultant firm, though it’s just a intern position for now, i’m gonna get paid $50 a day, and a very very strong possibility of getting hired of a apprentice at $20 an hour. pretty much what i’ve been studying for. 

this means that those 12 hour shifts at the store are no more! 

Apparently Seth Macfarlane wrote 25 episodes of Dexter’s Lab and 20 of Johnny Bravo….it explains a lot actually. 

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The barter section on Craigslist is the greatest thing ever invented. about to trade my PS3 for a Ipad2…COME AT ME SON!

How is it possible that the edited version of Black Dynamite is funnier than the original movie?

If you weren’t Goku, Gohan, Piccolo, or Vegeta, you were pretty much useless in the DBZ series.

Edit: I forgot Trunks, Trunks was a bad ass.

Def pre-ordering the Vinyl for Circa’s new album, I’ve always wanted a vinyl. 

Helping friends feel better makes me feel better.

DAMN IT NARUTO, ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHO THE FUCK IS TOBI!!!!

YOOO SHE FINALLY HIT AVATAR MODE!!!!

The chances of me going to the beach this year are slim to none, as much as I dislike sand, I like spending time with my friends. Considering I work 5-6 days a week, nights from 3PM-12PM and I’m in school on my days off I don’t think this summer will be that epic, mehhhh, I need the money anyways.

Just watched the entire Trapped in the Closet series, soo fucking good.