March 2011
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i have 400 some-odd friends on Facebook, and more than half are blocked from my news feed. maybe i should start deleting people.
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how long have we been friends for now? you would think after all these years i would recieve some respect.
“Her hands are so dangerous she’s not allowed to be a lesbian”
—Family Guy
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i have to re-watch Air Gear and start the Manga over.
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Today was, well is, a long day. i had to miss Andrea’s get together but my uncle is having a get together so i’m going to head to that. some of the highlights of today include:
while cleaning out the storage area i found a safe which i opened and found a 9mm luger bullet.—>
a group of white women came into my store and processed to buy up every munchies they can grab...
most of my friends are out, drinking and what have you. anyone care to entertain me?
no but seriously, Jose just quoted scripture, in a response, that is too epic for words.
hey will
everythingyouintendedtosay:
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niggas that sign their Facebook statuses.
**~~~El PrInCiPe~~~**
just because you have a pretty face it doesn’t mean anything you say or do is valid…
I had to spit in someone’s coffee today…more on that later.
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sometimes i wish Max Repels were real..
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i’ll be the first to admit my relationship with my parents isn’t all that great. it’s mostly because we misunderstand each other…a lot. they don’t understand my needs and wants, and i don’t understand their needs and wants. i think that’s why i stay away from them as much as possible, which is hard because i work with them and see them everyday. i think if...
i’m too tired to care about your life..
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i firmly believe there is a thing as having “too many friends”, with that said if i ever have a falling out with my current group of friends, i’m pretty much assed the fuck out. i know people, i talk to people, but i only have those friends. these are the only people i drop plans for to chill with, the only people that have some idea about what’s going on in my life, so...
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i just heard Bad Rabbits on VH1, my night is complete…
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Checklist for a night alone at home:
Six of Stella ✓
Harddrive full of movies yet to be seen ✓
Nobody home ✓
OFWGKTA on repeat ✓
Sexy ass girl down for some loving ✗
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What happens when a unstoppable force meets an...
The unstoppable force fucks up the immovable objects ankle forcing him to take a taxi home from work because he can’t walk correctly -_-
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“It appears that my wee-wee has been stricken with rigor mortis.”
-Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)
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Tonight was a good, hung out with the guys and smoked hookah…but i have to say this; 80% of women aka bitches are heartless cretins who deserve no kind of happiness whatsoever. they know nothing, deserve nothing, and need to die. you know who you are, you know what you are. don’t deny it, just kill yourself off now and save guys the problems, please.
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that was a complete failure.