offensive joke of the night:
A new golf course opens in town. It’s rather shabby, and business starts off slow. The owner, taking matters into his own hands, builds three robots to help tidy the place up. For the next week, the place is impeccable; word spreads and people come from all over to try out the new course. Most customers love it, but there’s one complaint: the robots are too shiny, and they sometimes...
papasfritas: It’s really simple, some people just go crazy. this is amazing..
My goal for my professional career is A+ certification by the end of the summer, Network+ by September, and Oracle certification by graduation in December…my life
I have easily 40+ hours of SQL coding that needs to be done before Wednesday… fuck it, i’ll do it tomorrow.
wiresrearranged:boulevardmode: Dance Gavin Dance...
seriously? I hate it when American network TV sees the fame of one amazingly good show (Sherlock) and tries to replicate it’s fame for the american audience. not only that but trying to pass it off as original. let’s take Skins as a perfect example as to why good shows should stay where they belong. but, I will admit, it was a bold move making Watson a woman, while it does change...
I’m not good at conversations…at all….ever…this is horrible
I honestly feel like I’m losing a very important part of myself.
my spanish is getting worse by the day, this isn’t good at all.
I hate Big Sean, he sounds so bad…and he has this acute talent to add “ass” to words. don’t get me started on 2 chainz.
Just caught up on Naruto, holy shit balls. that was insane.
jangothinks: Exclusive Anchorman 2 Teaser from Will Ferrell
I wanna go to bed, but Criminal Minds is on…damn you
oh T-mobile is just mad they got denied the rights to the iPhone, so now they’re making commercials claiming their speeds are faster than the iPhone, which is a lie.
I say we take all available money, use it to bring Carl Sagan back to life, and make him president of everything for life. whose with me?
Los Bukis <3
In Mexico, pointy shoes is a sign of virility, niggas can’t afford food in most hoods but hot damn they will rock the longest shoes in the world. kinda like us and Jordans.
3Ball MTY— Intentalo (Me Prende) Mexicans are weird, but this song is so catchy.
either I wait a month to test out Diablo 3 for free, or risk it and buy it right away.. >_<
5 hour wow session, feels so wrong..but if wow-ing is wrong I don’t wanna be right.
somebody lend me $60 bucks so I can buy Diablo 3?
It’s crazy how time flies, I make a year with Ana next month, 12 whole months, fucking insane.
simonefiasco: Somebody That I Used To Know...
Ana is ignoring me, so i’m going to bed. yeah, bed, at this hour….
andysayswhat: forever-childish: New Track...
The Chappelle Show will also be known it’s amazing musical acts, probably the best collection of artists to ever appear on a single show, this nigga had good taste.
“self-improvement is masturbation, now self-destruction is the answer…”
Who wants to see The Avengers with me on Sunday?
I’ve been on this weird Camilo Sesto mood these last few days, tomorrow I’m going to get home and play WoW while listening to the playlist I made on Spotify. Just in case you haven’t heard the amazing music this nigga made. (x) *a quick note, I never know if his name is spelled “Sexto” or “Sesto”